Man dating three women joke
A: Because workplace health and safety states 'all manholes must be covered when not in use'! A: Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
A: They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman. A: When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick! A: A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out. A: Only the male mind can comprehend the concept of one inch equaling a mile. A: They spend 99% of their time in your wallet, and the other 1% on your dick. A: He didn't want a woman looking over his shoulder.
A: If they're not on your dick they're in your wallet. Q: Why does Beyonce say to the left to the left to the left and not to the right to the right to the right? Q: Why do women like to have sex with the lights off? Q: What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild?
Q: What is the difference between a woman and the Sun? Q: How many male chauvinists does it take to change a light bulb?
Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for? Q: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women? Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Q: What do you call a woman who can't make sandwiches?
A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
Q: Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms? Q: What's the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised? Q: What's the difference between a woman and a fridge? A: She has her tampon behind her ear, and she can't find her cigarette. A: They both spend too much time in your wallet, and not enough time on the end of your dick.
Q: What do you call a woman who will gives blowjobs for a pair of Jimmy Choos?
A: When her first words are, "A man once told me....." Why do woman have 3 holes? Q: When is the the only time that a women is right?
Q: Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle? Q: How do you know when a woman is going to say something intelligent?
A: When the old one expects you to "do your share" Q: Why did God make women?
Q: How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher? A: You can't jelly a dick down a woman's throat Q: What do you call a woman with an opinion?